WARNING!! not for the faint of heart!!

no really. if you don't want to see a medical procedure performed in my dining room, you'd best avert the eyes now!!!

believe it or not, some people actually wanted to see these. my friend heather from the ward was very excited to take my stitches out for me. for all i know, it saved me a few bucks, and definitely a long wait in the waiting room.

i am pleased to report now that the skin is all the way attached everywhere now. it's almost back to normal now, except for that last bit of swelling that will probably be around for a while. it's amazing how quickly our bodies heal sometimes.

the actual stitch removal

no more stitches!!

immediately after stitch removal

one week later and almost all healed.

one more video

here's a video i took of what i like to call "the big dive"

just click on the title of the video and it will take you to a permanent link on facebook to view it.

CORRECTION: if you click in the middle of the video here, it'll play :) it cropped the edges off, but you get the point.

movin' pictures

here's a couple of videos from the trip. i was the interpretive guide for the hikes. both of these are from the lower calf creek falls hike. funny stuff.

this one is from the middle of the hike. please note seth in the background. that's sorta his thing :)

this one is when we arrived at the falls. the pictures don't quite capture what it was really like down there, so i'm glad there's this video so you can see.

p.s. i hope these links work. i'm crossing my fingers for you non-facebookers that this works as an external link. if not, i'll see what i can do for you.

UPDATE: i tried to embed these in my blog, but i can't because i wasn't the one who posted them on facebook. if you're on facebook, look at them there. if not, i'm sorry.

pictures are coming soon.

well, we made it home from camping for 4 days in the rain. it was great. we had such a good time, some of it as a result of the rain. we saw some really amazing things because we toughed it out and went hiking in the rain. i'll post some pics, probably tomorrow. today i have to sew a skirt for my sister's wedding, which is on saturday. i'm going to do that in just a minute. it shouldn't take too long now that i have the template all drawn up. i'll just pop in a couple of movies, and i'll be good to go. i'll also be posting the pics from my dining room stitch removal. there's only a couple, but they've been requested. i'll be sure to put a big disclaimer on that post since i know there are a few of you who might pass out or something. (amy, if you decide you want to peek, let me know. i'll come to your house, hold your hand, and have a sucker ready for you :) anyway, i'll try to get all of those things up before i flee the state on thursday. if you've ever been to south central utah, i know you're excited.

not dead

i've been around, i just don't have much to say these days. i pretty much just sit around and to a whole lot of nothin. and no one wants to hear about that.

yesterday, my friend heather removed my stitches. it's not very pretty, especially since the doctor stitched me up really tight. i may or may not post the pictures i have of the procedure. still debating.

tomorrow i'm going camping. yay!! i finally get to use my new therma-rest matress. okay, i haven't had it that long, but still. the camping posse is reuniting and going on the 2nd annual memorial day weekend camping trip. this year we're going to the escalante area, even though the weather is threatening. no slot canyons this trip, i fear. flash floods are bad. at any rate, since the majority of the camping there is first-come-first-served, we have to show up early to get a space for the weekend. should be interesting looking for empty campsites in the dark. . . which is why we have headlamps :)

i'm brilliant

for two reasons. first, i graduated. i guess that's something to be excited about, unless you count that whole "i have to find a job immediately and start acting like a productive member of society again" bit. i don't have any pictures myself, but you can see one here on my mom's blog.

second, i'm being completely facetious because i should really know better than to do what i did. i was slicing cheese, trying to get one last slice off the end of the brick. i put the cheese face down on the cutting board, in attempt to filet the cheese. anyone knowing the nature of cheddar cheese and it's tendency to be cut it the way that one least expects it would know what an idiot i am for even thinking it was a plausible solution to my one-more-slice-itis. rather than fileting the cheese, i fileted the back of my middle finger, resulting in a mad dash around town to find an instacare that could stitch me up without my having to wait an hour for my turn. i guess i should mention that this whole ordeal began about 15 minutes before my graduation bbq was set to begin. i was only 90 minutes late for my own bbq, hosted by me at my house. anyhow, $400 and 5 stitches later, this is the end result. not to worry, my squeamish readers, there are no gory pictures to be had here. i'm all bandaged up and intend to stay that way. but for the next 10 days, i get to walk around looking like i'm flipping off the world, which may in fact be an appropriate expression of how i feel about having to find a job.
(this is the splint i get to wear until the stitches come out so that i don't bend my finger and pull the stitches out before they're ripe.)

i'll be sure to take a pic and post it once i'm all healed up. then we can all enjoy together the scar that makes it look like my finger is frowning at me. as well it should.

the dating revolution

sarah and julia and i are sick and tired of never going on dates!! so we've taken matters into our own hands. we're starting a dating revolution. it's called the low-stakes dating movement. culturally speaking, people here are stuck in the mentality that if you go on one date, you must then immediately assess the marriage-ability of that person. it's too much pressure, high-stakes dating, if you will. and because of that, most people we know just avoid going on dates altogether. so we've decided to retrain the world into the correct thinking that one date merely means that you'd like to know that person more. after a few of this kind of dates, one might want to move on to something more serious, like medium-rare steaks dating and then maybe well-done steaks dating, which might then lead to *gasp* courtship.

here are some photos from our innagural event, which was also, coincidentally, our first bonfire of the season up millcreek canyon.

this is heather and trevor. heather used to live in our ward and now lives in logan. they drove all the way down here to participate.

jared and sarah. sarah is one of the founding members of the revolution and jared is one of our favorite people ever.

julia and nathan. julia is the other founding member. nathan is jared's roommate/cousin. it's hard to get more than a smile out of him, so i like to gauge funniness on how many times he laughs out loud. we were on a roll this night because i counted at least 3 or 4 laughs from him.

me and seth. seth's a quiet man, but once he opens up, prepare to laugh. i am roasting starburst, which is quite delicious. crispy outside, chewy inside. try it. you won't regret it.

nathan, julia, and sarah making faces for the camera.

nathan captured this great picture of our bonfire. i'm a fan of both the picture and the fire.