i see you're available. . .

at work my friend andy got a promotion and a brand new cubicle right next to mine. as part of his promotion, he gets to see who's on the phone and who's available to take another phone call. so this morning, right as i hung up from a phone call he says through the wall, "so, lizzie, i see you're available. would you like me to give your number to some people?" and i said, "um, yeah. but be smart about it." nothing, of course, will come of it because andy is convinced that i'll end up married to one of my students. he asks me every week if i think any of them are cute. sure, they're cute. like, you were in middle school when i graduated from COLLEGE, cute. yeah, i'll pass on that one. . .